As I sat down to write this post, 4 year old Piper runs over to me crying - Sada said 'I smelled like bacon'. She was crying over this. I do hope her skin thickens up because smelling like bacon in my opinion is an asset - certainly nothing to cry about.
Then Greg tells me his brother had a pig nose and he would call him 'Baby McBacon' - so maybe this bacon as an insult thing isn't limited to my kids. Greg also named his cat Princess Big Baby Horse - so there's always that.
I don't have ANYTHING related to exercise to talk about except I haven't. I had some chocolate milk with breakfast. So I've just about gone completely to hell in my post-triathlon-pre-ultra-marathon-training life.
My allergies stink and I can't tell if I'm sick or it's allergies and then when I NEVER feel better, I'm guessing it's allergies. Working on the 22nd floor in a nice filter-air environment is the only relief I seem to get.
I also got a Land Rover Discovery. The lease on the 328i is up and I'm going with the 'it is ok if I go off the road in a snowstorm and wreck it' approach. You can fit 2 bikes in the back without having to take the wheels off! We can also pull some horses behind it if we had horses. I get it on the 21st. It's used which is fine because it's the 3rd cheapest vehicle I ever bought - only behind my first 2 Audis when I was 16 and 21.
Then, since my Russian ladies have given up on me sending them fake Western Union numbers - I need my Russian lady fix. So I checked out some sites, mostly Russian Bride sites. There are a lot and apparently a lot of good looking Russian women in need of a date or a husband or US residency.
There was a pretty elaborate sign up process - I said I really just wanted a good looking woman with some farming abilities. We'll see how well that works. They also have a section where they ask the following questions:
I was considering checking a few off but I really wasn't sure which one I really wanted to sign up for. I guess holding a hostage isn't soooooo bad when considered with the other options.
They do have this nice service to give gifts to these women:
I'm thinking of giving my favorite lady the #47 this year.
THere are a few others - like the $150 cake:
They don't even have the courtesy to spel chek their marketing for the $150 cake. Then again, with the option of various cream designs, who could put a reasonable price on this cake.
So hopefully I'll get some more magical conversation from this - if not, I'll write something normal.