When I met Greta and before we got married there were a few things we agreed upon which assured our lifetime of companionship. A few of those things were:
- Never own and park and RV in our yard/driveway
- Never own a minivan.
- No clowns in the house.
- No MORE surprise parties (I swear she was kidding, until I threw one).
- No rolling jeans at the bottom into a nifty little cuff.
One of my personal promises was to never (and I'm not kidding) that no matter how hard any race ever hurt, it would not hurt me this bad.
My friend Tracy sent this (nicely named as me running, it's not).