This morning I rode into work. Before I got out the door I made a final pit stop and ended up dropping my glove into the toilet.
On the way to work I got a flat, fixed it and as soon as I pumped it up (yes, I use a pump) the core of the tube blew out and I had to put in another one.
I put in another one and rode through some glass about 3 miles later and got another flat.
I think I would have rather had a cat throw up on my bed.